Impressive. What’s your wingspan?

    “Feel free to commiserate over the poor decisions of your favorite team down below.”

Smart move. Tabling the issue is never a good idea.

Hey, it’s 2019. It's about time Americans (ALL Americans) got used to the idea that guys play sports. 

That was just a card we made for our collection of recipes we kept for making paleo dishes. It might not have been called paleo mayo on the website.

I went to a lot of NASL games, maybe 100. The shootouts were fine, and a lot better than shots from the penalty spot. I was (and still am) fine with ties though.

Doris Day loved that the beach at Carmel was dog-friendly, and it was her dying wish that Drew shit on it.

It's settled then. A hot dog is a taco.

The Mariners will trade Kyle Seager on Fathers Day 2020.

It’s worse. He’s running for President.

Nice

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

The photographer tore his ACL on that shot, and the White Sox are screwed.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

It's not as good a name as Britt McBrittface.

Ahhh, so it's understandable Fox thought Tyrus was good for what ailes them.

The mighty Achilles, greatest warrior of antiquity, would not sit out Game 5 of the frickin’ NBA Finals just because he had one bad leg!

This is how we make mayo, and I heartily vouch for it for a variety of uses (making cole slaw, as a veggie or fries dip, making tuna salad). If you can’t use it quickly enough, it’s easy to do a half batch. We use a 7-cup cuisinart with the small-opening oil filler.

If this is a Tubby Smith - Minnesota reference, I don’t get it.

Better to get a yellow than black and blue, I guess.