If the Mariners were 13-2, and then lost 35 games in a row, they’d exactly match their real 50 game record since April 11 (through Wednesday)

What is eastern Washington?

So was Kyrie Irving at the club and pointedly avoiding the Nets power forward Alan Williams?

VC Guy demonstrates expertise at quick exit strategy that converts part ownership into being filthy rich and fully owned.

I erased what I wrote. So I’ll ask, is the new Warriors arena still going to look like a toilet?

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But Christ, Paulie could

You know how to prevent jokes like these from spreading?

Wait, I thought Robinson Cano was the Designated Former Mariner Who Doesn’t Hustle To First?

That was a bold move by Abueva. Let’s see if it pays off.

Will Smith’s Smash Hit All Anybody Cares About In Wild Wild West

Janet Hubert just became the world's biggest Phillies fan.

You should take that back-back-back-back-back-back

I note you did not include juice in your list, and I did not include PEDs, amphetamines, or what have you.

Are you sure?

Re: Tropicana Field

Look for a string of golfers to follow Michelle Wie’s lead and tee off on Hank Haney, two or three of them every 8 to 10 minutes until everyone's had their chance.

This compilation of the Orioles announcers’ progressive depression is delightful.

FIFA, she doesn’t want your mansplaining apology. She just wants you to listen, understand, and have some goddamned empathy.

When the Sonics left Seattle, I continued to root for Kevin Durant, Nick Collison, Russell Westbrook, and Serge Ibaka personally, even as I rooted for their team to go 0-82.