That story is told so well.

Hey man, don't have a cow.

And the reverse view

Look at the freaking hose on this guy (still) and the third baseman’s reaction https://twitter.com/mariners/status/1107654108930965504?s=21

*fried up for The Rematch 

Hey dickhead, stop stealing my jokes

Memphis might have avoided this “spinal tap drummer” mess if they’d made the correct QB decision at the beginning of the season. Their initial starter was berg, but their second choice was obviously berger.

#keep_takinga_pounding

You misspelled it.

Yes, pi is the ratio of the distance around the outside of a pie to the width of the pie. And math books say that pi r squared is the area of the pie.

Hey Tom Ley, lookin' good bra

It's handled

Better that than “never up, never in.”

Gimme the keys to the franchise, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker

What does it matter? You don't have to win Michigan to win the general electi

Tidbit: A member of the Gorton Fish Sticks family (Slade Gorton) filed the lawsuit against the American League that resulted in the creation of the Seattle Mariners, who’ve won three playoff series over the last 35 years.

I dunno, I’m just harkening back to the dunk/not-a-dunk flame wars. Also, I like dunk highlights.

Better non-dunk: Jones, or Blake Griffin over Mozgov?

Good women’s soccer is more entertaining than good men’s soccer.

Still better than this March Madness graphic that mismarked Missouri, Anaheim, and the District of Columbia.