Bubby Brister is twice as good as Bert Blyleven.

Uh, Bubby Brister is available. The teams he’s played for have been to more than 20 Super Bowls.

The Dolphins are going to regret missing out on Blackledge, Eason, and O'Brien.

There’s precedent here. They drafted QB Dan McGwire in the first.

Geez, that time knife is going to hurt.

Even if Foles wanted to comment about all the filth in this article, he can't.

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Oops, I stepped on you

An exhausted Len’s Inner Monologue With The Ball:

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

You call Jake Tapper an American hero, but how do you look at Robert Goatse?

Back when I played bridge the only tests I was bound to fail were for elevated levels of stromboli pizza, and midterms.

“The past decade has been littered with showy assholes pretending to drop football from their lives. Don’t quit football because you think it’s the righteous thing to do; just do it because it’s what you really want.”

In one of my first lives I wrote so many emails in response to thousands of customers and competitors, over time I built up in Notepad a library of hundreds of frequently used responses ranging from one sentence to multiple pages. Having it in Notepad enabled it to be copied and pasted without formatting issues or…

This wasn’t luck. She’s worked on achieving the perfect cycle for eight years.

I appreciate the old school effort, and the evergreen responses

How will Roger Goodell screw this up? Exactly how Robert Kraft pays him $69-$99 to screw this up.

No, he said, “he’s sure broke.”

No worries. I figure you’ve all blocked out Draper’s stuff from your memories.

Let’s pump this baby up past 774