This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

You call Jake Tapper an American hero, but how do you look at Robert Goatse?

Back when I played bridge the only tests I was bound to fail were for elevated levels of stromboli pizza, and midterms.

“The past decade has been littered with showy assholes pretending to drop football from their lives. Don’t quit football because you think it’s the righteous thing to do; just do it because it’s what you really want.”

In one of my first lives I wrote so many emails in response to thousands of customers and competitors, over time I built up in Notepad a library of hundreds of frequently used responses ranging from one sentence to multiple pages. Having it in Notepad enabled it to be copied and pasted without formatting issues or…

This wasn’t luck. She’s worked on achieving the perfect cycle for eight years.

I appreciate the old school effort, and the evergreen responses

How will Roger Goodell screw this up? Exactly how Robert Kraft pays him $69-$99 to screw this up.

No, he said, “he’s sure broke.”

No worries. I figure you’ve all blocked out Draper’s stuff from your memories.

Let’s pump this baby up past 774

“Has any sports franchise ever become this detestable in such a short period of time?”

I sure hope Seattle gets an NBA team soon so they can be a 3-sport town again.

Do you worry about a quarterback controversy?

Dogs.

In addition to taking college classes in sports culture and sports journalism, both from a New York Times columnist, I chose to do an Economics Of Labor project studying the possible competitive effects of racial discrimination in the NFL Draft in the 1950s.

Umm, top five list please?

Well, that’s going to be the sixth stupidest way I’ve injured myself.

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Promoting this because it's really long.