“As told to all-too-willing media proxy Brian Windhorst"

I should have read the directions, highlighted the boxes, not used fat fingers on a phone, and learned to spell wiffle. 

If the Raiders can’t play this year in the Oakland Coliseum or the Los Angeles Coliseum or the Oakland Coliseum again or Las Vegas Stadium or AT&T Park or Levi’s Stadium or San Diego Stadium, they could live rent-free in the Mark Davis Bowl.

Poop popped up in the comments to yesterday’s Funbag

Yes, PBS has an app, and we have PBS passport for $5/month (primarily as a charitable donation but it has some value too).

We don’t get Root Sports (Mariners regional) or Pac-12 Network (Huskies, Cougars, plus other Pac-12 programs), so we miss those teams unless they ate on broadcast, Fox, or ESPN.

We went from cable to YouTubeTV and have been pretty happy with the features (especially unlimited DVR and separate profiles for every family member) and the cost savings. I miss Comedy Central, PBS, and our regional sports networks.

For the first time ever I didn’t watch the game, so you know what that means.

At those, and at the Fyre Festival. Horrible things go down off the coast of Florida.

This sounds a little like eight years ago at the all star break, when the Knicks traded a bunch of good-but-not-great players plus draft picks to form a super team around Carmelo Anthony and A’mare Stoudamire with Chauncey Billups as the battle-tested veteran guard. Okay, 2011 Anthony/Stoudamire aren’t 2019…

We’ve talked a lot about what’s best for the Pelicans and the Lakers. What is best for Anthony Davis?

The Lakers play just down the road from the La Brea Tar Pits, so that T Rex is just sitting there waiting for you, sir.

Dealt this hand, I’m not surprised you doubled down.

I see his mistake. You’re supposed to use the towel after whipping it out.

Yes

The solution to the garlic press issue is a garlic peeler and a microplane

Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle relying on a 24-volume World Book Encyclopedia

It wasn’t the Reds? Am I going to learn something on the Deadspin today?

Is there any MLB team left to root for?