Tremendous.

Interesting. In the USFL most paychecks were weekly during the season (18 checks, paid in the middle of the week after the game), but there was at least one that was spread out over the entire year at the request of a player who wanted to make sure he wasn’t broke in the off-season (most players were earning $20-70K).

30 pieces of silver (and black).

Did you even read the story? It says she took out her 'ne'.

Attorney: Look what they did to my boy!

Sounds to me like the driver was on cartwheels or sugar cubes.

Alas, poor our Nick.

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

I dunno, it seems like this whole issue is making a mountain out of Jemele Hill.

I don't know, Ureña heckuva bind here mister.

Julio Franco is going to be the last player older than MANY people.

This gives the Big Ten East a commanding but not insurmountable lead in the race to the bottom.

Your move, Cosmo the Cougar.

“Coach Meyer is known to have a physical condition that in combination with medication taken to treat that condition, causes him to impulsively say anything he can think of to Make Allegations Go Away."

That’s between 40 and 86

The air quality is hideous and the store I went to today was sold out of both box fan filters and facemasks.

How many more bloopers do you want this poor kid to have?

This week last year, eight of ESPN’s top 20 shows were little league games.

He should have forked over the big bucks to join Santa Clarita Country Club. Their fingers don’t taste like ass.

Huh. Usually 2 balls 1 strike works in favor of the batter.