Good on her for wearing Under Armour. Excellent way to help avoid temptation and keep those vows.

I recently canceled ESPN Insider/Magazine and replaced it with The Athletic. So far, so good.

Chin up. The bottom of the article also implies more Mina Kimes.

I had to turn it off because Ryan kept calling for the snap with 10-15-20 seconds on the play clock, and it was taking too long for that blowout to end.

Naaaah. They should throw him to the Lions.

Better suited to Winnipeg tbh.

On the shot of him walking over the massive adoring crowd at 18, I half-expected him to break into a rousing rendition of “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina.”

Once I got to three different ways this joke works, I stopped counting.

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

The first year offensive coordinator should be fine. In his first college start, as a 41 point dog, he beat USC.

The best mental approach to being a 97 year old hooker is to keep your mind out of the gutter.

Fearless forecast:

The last 15 seconds of “Fire On High” by Electric Light Orchestra (or on a bad night, the first 15 seconds)

Tom Brady giving shade to Tom Ley? That’s ruff

You’d think Babe Ruth would have done this, but he never gave up 2 home runs in a game and only 10 in his career in 147 starts.

Pity they didn’t let Keith go off script again.

There may be a bit of randomness involved. We've had four experiences and all were really good. 

I’m adding “one of our commenters" to my tombstone.