Who is Alex Trebek?

Oh geez, I thought you were kidding. I was just stretching for a Milwaukee Braves reference.

Somewhere in a surbuban Milwaukee retirement community, an elderly Braves fan got out of his chair and cheered Newcomb like he was Josh Hader.

That is some high level Dadding, you deserve a brand new pair of white new balance sneakers!

All Looney Tunes characters are T1 in my book. But the real reason I’m here is because my daughter has been absolutely furious with me since the day she says I ruined one of her favorite songs by telling her it sounded just like Elmer Fudd. Now she can’t hear it without thinking the same thing.

Apparently an unusual aspect of this negotiation is 25% of the (existing) hotel/motel tax is designated for tourism promotion purposes. The Mariners are arguing they are one of the biggest attractors of tourism so using the taxes on long-term stadium modernization helps tourism, and they aren’t asking for new taxes. O…

Buzz Bissinger is the leitch of Penn's problems.

One thing's clear. That kid is the worst person to ever attend the University of Pennsylvania.

Deja vu to 1987, when Nolan Ryan led the NL in ERA and strikeouts with an 8-16 record.

I can’t tell you what to do, Chid, but the odds say it would be smarter for you to split before asking to get hit. Otherwise you’ll end up like me, way over 21 and flat broke.

If they served you any more you couldn’t have even opened the door.

I thought Tim Tebow didn't hamate, bone.

I hope you don’t double down on this, idiot.

He intentionally ran into the ball in order to meet Last Second Lady.

Naaaah.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Oooooooooh ... can he still afford you?

Should beef be grilled on high heat to sear and low heat to bring to rare/medium rare temp, or baked on low heat to bring to a low temp and then seared on high heat to finish?

Who/what would be the dream buyer for GMG?

My critique of Bob Wilson’s statement: