So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?
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Though the story may be apocryphal, Washington's scoring average was higher than other presidents because he was a cherry-picker that didn't play a lot of D.
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