Not to mention a lot of paps staking out your balcony counting how many smokes you have.

I'm going to record a song with my mom. The chorus will consist of her yelling and pleading for me to come home more and coming up with every excuse to not.

"Giant jammies?" I want to know where she found those enormous bird feeders!

I didn't even realize Megan Fox had a first child, never mind a second. She's really dropped off the public radar.

You would too if you had the Sea Org following you.

Bieb's mother weirds me out. I get that the pride and maternal love she must feel is like everything, but she always comes across as so worshipful. I hate seeing parents thank for their children for their mere existence, you know?

If constant moral outrage is bad for one's health, then where does that leave Jez commenters?

Actually, the second season of Law and Order DID have a faith healing episode. "God Bless the Child"
http://lawandorder.wikia.com/wiki/God_Bless…

I am very inappropriately reminded of the joke about that religious guy trapped in the flood that ends with him in heaven asking god "why didn't you save me?" and god says "I sent you three boats!"

Jesus can you imagine if the parents were anything but white? They'd be eaten alive.

So...

Every person with a child that believe in faith healing should not have that child anymore.

I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about God. My crazy SIL, my MIL, I am just OVER IT. People spend so much goddamn time thinking about getting to heaven that they're selfish, narcissistic, lawless, ignorant, and intolerable in THIS WORLD. What is going on in society where people WILLINGLY go down this path?…

Listen folks, it's real easy. You can do whatever you want to do with your body, the stuff on your body and the stuff inside your body. However, your right to practice your personal interpretation of your personal religion stops when you interfere with the well being of another person's body. Everyone on board now?

they probably would also send the boats and the helicopter away

Remember, modern medicine is your enemy, vaccines cause autism, fluoridated water is bad for you and Jeebus has his own brand of cure-all snake oil.

At least they're not Gay though right? Long-suffering dead children aside, look at the bright side. These kids lived with solid Biblical truth in their short, painful, miserable lives. There's no debate about whether Pentacostals or Christian Scientists can legally marry and possess/kill children, and there never…

WTF is with the judge who gave them probation the first time they killed one of their children? I wish he could be charged as an accessory, along with the pastor.

I hope they can get that pastor for something too. I wonder if h'e contributed to any other kids' deaths.

My nutritionist told me some women find it harder to lose weight because they are often the primary meal maker in the family. Tough to stick to a diet when you're preparing regular food for the rest of the crew.