OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine
OkapiMachine

Not weird at all. Beards are hot. It's science.

Where's the line to be one of those friends? Cause drinking beer and eating wings with Sir Patrick Stewart sounds like the best thing ever.

I'm 100% hetro and I'D do Patrick Stewart.

Patrick Stewart has completely embraced everything that has happened to him and I can't help but smile.

God, I loved those "Ian McKellen marrying Patrick Stewart" headlines.

Every time I see multiple Kardashian/Jenner entries in a Dirt Bag, I imagine them bickering over which one is cuter or more popular.

Kendall definitely gets the upper hand in this one. Do you think they keep a scoreboard somewhere?

I literally can't believe people out there still think the butt is real. I think we see so many fake butts nowadays that we've lost our grip on reality. I don't think its fake cause its big, I think its fake cause she used to have a small but and now she has an enormous butt yet the rest of her body has only gotten a

I've never had a political ad through Pandora that was correct.

I went to both (tourist from California here)!! In retrospect, the 8 hours I allowed myself to take in the Met was, by far, too short. I could spend a lifetime there, and I'm not an art aficionado. I spent a few hours in Times Square and was quickly overwhelmed. All I have to show for it is an M&M golf club cover for

Its all t-shirts and ball caps these days. Country got some serious bro in it somehow.

This reminds me of a chart I saw recently that shows what your booze of choice says about your politics.

Liberals would rather go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art than Times Square

Actual fact: this means every ring of >3/4 carat sold by this guy is marked up so much that an extra $500 to buy you an XBox One is a pittance to his margin and will not cause a net loss. Jewelry is such a racket.

Should come with a free cake topper as well.

I hope we're not just talking about for the ladies!

For a while there it was impossible to find anything but low-rise jeans. Thank goodness it coincided with a tunic trend otherwise I'd have been utterly screwed.

This is why women should concentrate on learning what flatters their body type and skip following trends. If you have a big ass and are already short waisted, don't wear high waisted jeans no matter what fashion magazines tell you. If you have a muffin top, don't wear low waisted jeans unless you want to look like