She’s dead behind the eyes. She looks more like a mannequin than a human.

I read somewhere that Williamson’s move from the National Review to the Atlantic lowered the average IQ of both publications and I’m inclined to believe it.

I can’t say for sure whether she did it, but do I know one thing: if I get myself in trouble in Florida, her lawyers are the first people I’m gonna call.

I don’t think the second cartoon makes the point that Asay wants to make.

Amen to that. Where I live in Santa Barbara county, eight senior citizens have been killed by the flu this season. It’s been a horrible year.

To be fair there’s drugs also.

McKayla Maroney was a gymnast for the USA in the 2012 Olympics.

She just posted a comic!

I dreamed that former prime minister of Belgium Elio di Rupo (for reference) was eating me out. He’s gay, is the weird part. But I orgasmed three times during that dream, so I’ve had a thing for him ever since.

This is such a devastating portrait of the lives of Black Americans. My heart goes out to you.

Anyone who is planning to build a nest egg using the interest from a checking/savings account should seriously reconsider their investment strategy.

Well the law is right so she should uphold it (by one interpretation of Huckabee’s standard).

According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, the Australian labor force is 12 million. So if Australians take 1.6 million days a year to recover from drug and alcohol use, that is 2.6/12 or about 0.2 days per person per year: once every 5 years for an average person. So not very often.

When I read the Jez headline I knew this story would be from the Daily Fail.

The line between The Onion and reality grows ever blurrier...

Close—it was "some Puerto Rican guy."

Christ, that's exactly what happened to me. I've never heard it stated so well.

It should be "whoever."