True. However, I would think taking a PC game and remastering for PC would have a few less hoops to jump through than something developed using a console dev kit form 90s and bringing it to modern platforms. Either way, not impossible, but there’s A LOT of work to involved even with source code and assets.

Mmmmmm.... sacrilicious.

I got mine today!

Pump up the jam?

Yeah but this woman is complaining about tacos she’s gonna eat HOURS later.

All the “what a quirky little generation” thinkpieces for the past decade or so (they live at home! they aren’t starting families! they don’t save any money! they don’t buy stuff!) seem to deliberately miss that all the descriptions of Millennials and now Gen Z are the same stuff people have always said about poor…

I never want to hear this woman’s opinion on anything, ever.

Can I be the one who does not know how a knife works?

Objectively Terrible, post Shamrock syrup ingestion (colorized, circa 2005)

Or, y’know, the peanut butter around the edges of the jar.

Yeah, first glance: how much does this thing waste?

Was it like when Bart and Millhouse get the a hit of the undiluted Squishy?

There must be room in the budget to actually record this infomercial

Being a celebrity doesn't mean you're smart or sensible. 

I was just going to say, what about getting all the peanut butter left in the pump.  That is a crime against God.

“You can’t underestimate the power of people’s goodness.”

Mint, not pistachio. They’re pretty good*

It seems that milkshake machines are broken about half the time. Is this a common occurrence for other people, as well?