Lot’s of black men from bad backgrounds choose not to beat women. Don’t even use that as an excuse for Chris Brown. Woody Allen started dating Mia Farrow while her adopted daughter was in her mid teens and left Mia Farrow for her daughter when she was part way through college. Sounds like he spent some time grooming…

I’ll have to check online to see if I can find it anywhere... thanks for the info! 

No lie. Love that sound. Sounds like....adventure is right around the corner. :)

I wish I’d saved the note my second-grade teacher sent home with us when I lived in Nevada, in its purple mimeographed glory: “don’t let your child eat the snow as it may be radioactive.”

Hmph, why lust for 2009? Why not go back to the time when I first got online? Why not go back to the GLORIOUS year of 1995, when most websites could still be accessed in ASCII, and Amazon began as a bookseller?

Where’d you get that idea? Do you believe that drinking ice-cold water, drawing off nearly the same amount of heat loss per water content, also should not be done for fear of accelerating hypothermia? If so, you’d be wrong. In survival class you learn it’s better to drink cold coke than hot tea to warm up, because the…

Aww you got me! Everyone that hates sanctimony is russian!!!

It’s truly exhausting how often everyone is up in arms over something as stupid as airplane napkins. 

*Long, loud SIGH*

Easy solution:  move away from Chicago.

You know more about colas than I do, so not much comment on my end.  I will say that I actually liked Coca-Cola C2 for the brief period they had it around 2004 or so before creating the first Coke Zero, and now this meh Coke Zero Sugar.

1. Buffets are different

What’s frustrating, is when you are talking to the manager, and offer to pay full adult entree prices for a “kids’ menu” item that simply doesn’t exist in any other form on the regular menu, and they STILL won’t let you order it.

Back when I was in college (‘97 or so), I worked in the “Tuck Shop”, which had Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Subway stations. We did all kinds of odd stuff for our meals when the boss wasn’t looking. Subway’s seafood salad mix does surprisingly well on a personal pan pizza.

With the proper clothing you'd be just fine, for awhile anyway. 

It feels like something like this belongs in Lifehacker. 

Considering vanilla extract is $35 a pint at Costco, this seems...inefficient.

We received an email from a parent who says their child attends the early childhood center where Ms. Goodson was a teacher. The school community has created a GoFundMe to set up an education fund for Rhylee, Ms. Goodson’s daughter:

I’ll eat ice cream in any weather, but this is so #wisconsin it’s hilarious.

Push comes to shove, I’ll always side with Wendy’s over McDonalds*