Well, so then she’s not speedrunning, she’s just reenacting.

One reason I don’t like the generation blame game is that people don’t choose when they’re born, so I don’t see why prejudice based on generation is different from prejudice based on race, gender, etc.

When you consider yourself on the right side of history, you don't need moral consistency and can violate all rules, to the point of being abject hypocrites.

“When they go low, we go high” may have its limits, but I think it’s better than the idea of “We’re right and that justifies everything.”

Same goals, same methods: if we don’t like what you think, we’ll erase you from public life and destroy your career. “Wait!”, you’ll say, “but we are right and they are wrong!”. Yeah, that’s why we decided to be better than them.

So they just....shit on the floor. Is the cleanup spell “Schwiftus”?

And Lucas began with the 20th anniversary editions.

J.K. Rowling has almost reached her final form:

I’m impressed they do it standing up.   Generally you at least need to squat 

JK rowling is single-handedly killing HP with her over-sharing, and I can’t tell if it’s intentional or not.

Nah, you’re thinking of the Chamber Pot of Secrets.

I feel we’ve gone full-on into George Lucas levels of creator ownership and tinkering. I can totally see the special editions starting up in 2021 to celebrate the 20th anniversary, complete with new special defects. 

Seriously, JK Rowling, stop constantly bringing up stupid background details for your made-up universe. When it comes to pointless tinkering for something which is good enough as it is, you’re getting into George Lucas territory.

Good lord, JK Rowling is speed running George Lucas’ career. Lucas at least had the good sense to allow his work to age into the public consciousness as a cult classic, before destroying his own legacy.

It’s a power move. There’s no greater way to indicate to someone how monumentally bored you are by them then to shit on the floor right in front of them while they’re talking, then casually magic it away.

You can’t make this stuff up. Oh, wait...I guess you can.

This whole thing is beyond hilarious, but I am losing my mind over the tidbit about group masturbation sessions in lieu of sex ed classes. What the actual fuck JK! 

Wherever they stood.

The Room of Requirements wasn't used for people's stuff initially.

I thought the Chamber of Secrets was where they kept their poop.