Yeah I never even buy Oreos but if they released a wine/booze themed series I would be all over that. Baileys Oreos? Mudslide Oreos? Sex on the beach Oreos? The possibilities are endless!
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I used to live across the road from the original BJs. It was so skanky that I’ve never stepped in one since.
In general, Sam’s Club is a step, step-and-a-half down quality-wise from Costco. Not bad, just not Costco.
I just looked up Jojos and those things are actually solid. I stand by this.
This is clearly theft of the premise of my reply to your last french fry post. https://thetakeout.com/1825140142 I demand royalties! In the form of Belgian fries will be acceptable.
pressure-fried seasoned wedges
The fuck is wrong with you people? Tater Tots are NOT French fries, goddammit.
Similar but usually larger.
If hash browns are not on this list because they most often require a fork, then home fries shouldn’t be on here either. Even with “fries” in the name, they are not in the same category. They are a pan fried potato dish, eaten with a fork, like hash browns. They are not deep fried, finger food potatoes. Come on guys.…
1. Tots
2. Standard
3. Shoestring
4. Crinkle
5. Waffle
6. Curly
7. Batter dipped potato wedges (Jojos)
How dare you categorize a tater tot as a French Fry?
This is like asking a parent to pick their favorite child.
I would categorize it under “standard” as we’re talking more about shapes than method of frying. Maybe the next one we do fries based on frying oils (beef tallow > duck fat)
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i am extremely concerned about everyone’s horrible ranking and i’m taking names of all the people with poor rankings so that i can remember how horrible their french fry opinions are
This has been a weird ass week. I’ve gotten into several potato-based feuds on Kinja.
wtffffffffffff is happening in your ranking???? and what is this:
Seriously, this isn’t that hard. The entire point of a French Fry is that there is the optimal ratio of crispiness (fried outside) to soft, buttery inside. Shoestrings are out, because they’re far too far on the crispy end with nothing inside of them. Potato wedges are on the opposite side of the spectrum, far too…
Gwen, sweety, darling.... tatertots are not fries. They are tasty and good and everything, but they are no more a fry than hashbrowns are.
- Jojos fresh out of the fryer