This is harder than I thought. Most places I can find are steakhouses and pricey. This “sandwich” is suppossed to be cheap, food for the people. Here is what I’ve got.

Sauce Bearnaise, which is, more or less, the same thing. I think Julia Child called it “What you get when butter is beaten into submission.”

Shit goes with anything, amirite?!

Well... it can be. I mean, as a change of pace, y’know. Take a break from your perfectly broiled crispy-on-the-outside-dark-pink-on-the-inside steaks with salt & pepper & some fresh squeezed lime juice on them.

I mean, come on, it’s practically a meme at this point.

BARF, yes, I remember that crap. It was up there with New Coke in the “mess with a perfectly good product” boondoggles.

Ugh. Condiment puns.

We perfected ketchup ages ago, but Big Ketchup isn’t happy about it. Like, y’all remember these?

I can see it for topping meatloaf instead of making a glaze.

I remember when ketchup issues were really simple...

If only there was some way to get a tomato flavor on your sandwich in some sort of slice form... like, i dunno, sliced tomatoes or something.

Worst Fruit Roll-Up ever.

I will defend the reduced sugar Heinz version of ketchup. It’s tangier, has a more tomato-y flavor, and is far superior to the syrupy regular ketchup profile.

No it doesnt.

Yes. The single most respectful thing you can do to a longstanding and well respected female who succeeded in the industry is kill off the character she lovingly voiced for decades, who was originally the co-main character of the show.

Agreed, people take weird stances when it comes to franchises like this.

Why? As unfortunate as her passing might be, I think that altering the original story in an illogical way would only show disrespect to the work she had done. Do you think that voice actors or actresses would be happy to have their characters erased as a result of real life, personal events?

And of course, sauerkraut is not lettuce, but a fermented and shredded cabbage.