“By the definition of a sandwich, a hot dog is one”

Actually by that definition a hamburger would be a sandwich but as hot dog would not. Since a hot dog most definitely has one piece of bread.

I’m not sure it is any cheaper these days, if anything it might be dearer? But it probably has a more forceful tang than malt vinegar and is pretty much universal in chippies.

It’s like rectangles and squares. Yeah, all squares are rectangles, but if you see a square you’re not gonna be calling it a rectangle.

I’ve liked a peanut butter and bologna sandwich with Sriracha. It’s a bit like eating a PadThai sandwich.

Peanut Butter+Sharp Cheddar+Mustard on white bread. Yup.

I eat a lot of cheddar and mango chutney sandwiches, or just on toast. It’s a magic combination I don’t know if other people use.

My dad eats mashed potato, lettuce and tomato sandwiches. Surprisingly good! I was happy to have them as a packed lunch in school, sometimes with roasted garlic. I was kinda fat.

Not all that weird in the context of what’s listed in this article, but amazing how good it is, considering how eclectic.

I spread mayonnaise on store-bought white bread, and add thinly sliced roast beef, seasoning it with a little salt. Sometimes, if I’m feeling adventurous, I add iceberg lettuce and sliced tomato.

But she comes on a pig in a blanket! That’s good value.

Peanut butter, crispy bacon, mayonnaise.

I’m assuming it was autocorrected from “gypsum” which is the only sensible ingredient for a bauxite sandwich.

I may be an alternate-earth version of William Hughes, I’ve been doing the same thing with Trader Joe’s Blueberry Waffles and Superchunk Skippy for a while.

Eat a baguette of dicks.

Peanut Butter and Louisiana Hot Sauce is my odd combo. I think it taste a bit like Thai food on bread. I dunno, I can be weird.

For years, I’ve tried to sell my wife (who did not grow up in America) on pigs in a blanket. It wasn’t until last week that I learned that her resistance was because she did not understand that Lil’ Smokies are not the same as Vieanna Sausages.

Those tortas with hot dogs in them are really gross. You gotta pay close attention to the ingredient list - chorizo = the good sausage, salchicho = a freaking hot dog.

I can’t speak for the rest of these but...I live like 5 minutes from Coppin’s and that place is great so...I guess I’m trying a PB&J Burger

I can vouch for the majesty of Peanut Butter and Eggo Nutri-Grain Blueberry Waffles. It was my breakfast of choice for years. (I never made a sandwich out of it, though. Just folded mine in half. The result is the same, I’m sure.) Melted Peanut Butter is divine.