Shockingly, these are almost similarly spicy, though Pacqui does edge them out. I think these might actually taste better. They were definitely the hottest chips I'd eaten since Pacqui's. 

These chips are weird, because even though they are genuinely spicy and good, who are they marketed towards? Taco Bell’s other chip offerings are absolute trash, and also aren’t spicy at all. So people who actually like their other offerings probably aren’t looking for a spicy, gourmet chip, which these are. People…

I look forward to the first news story about people being kicked off a Southwest flight for bringing these peanuts onboard and trying to eat them. 

A number of American potato chip brands make a ketchup flavored chip. Probably the easiest to find nationally would be Herr’s.

You guys do have easily available poutine and coffee crisp, though.

It's because Canadians are expandable. If a promotional test item accidentally wipes out the local population, we'll just quietly annex Canada and shift our test market to Mexico. 

Who wouldn't give Sacha Baron Cohen an exemption?

Hell, municipal governments are usually the worst offenders. 

And the Blues Brothers. And many pop culture vampires. 

Not only is this policy weighted unfairly towards black people, and frankly many white people, but their sunglasses rules are deeply offensive to fans of the Blues Brothers, Corey Hart, and actual vampires, especially the Lost Boys. Way to be on the wrong side of history, jerks. I bet those racists won’t even have the …

Practice, Kate, I believe in you! 

Children should receive a mandated 30 minute lunch, no excuses. Also, luxurious hour long lunches are really the platonic ideal, and society should stop having more important things to do. 

I'd like an official presidential review of KFC's Cheeto chicken sandwich. I'm sure it would be tremendous, big league, just the best! 

So much for trying this sandwich out, I guess. My tolerance for fast food items only extends to casually ordering them without having to sign up for a mailing list to get them, or worrying they'll run out while I'm in line, so I guess I'll check back in a few months when they've hopefully gotten the wrinkles out. 

Taco terrorism 

?!?!??! They’re eliminating the sacred Double Decker Taco?! That’s a textural masterpiece! What the hell am I supposed to do now, order a Gordita?

Even most authentic Sichaun food really isn't that spicy, anyway, mala tang or no. 

If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! 

“Get these motherfucking snakes out of my motherfucking shack!"- Samuel L. Jackson, probably