Not particularly. It does show that you take internet comments way too seriously and can't take a joke, though. Also that you'd rather resort to bizarre personal attacks than to continue the discussion, so we're done here. 

I feel like this doesn’t do the best job illustrating the strain of possible collateral damage in war. 

*Insert joke here about Riot employees rioting*

It says simultaneously that I’m capable of writing in a whimsical tone (which you seem to have had trouble detecting) and that I think (and clearly so do the theaters), that people who regularly see movies every single week complete with snacks are whales whose proclivities can be exploited. 

And yet not ported to the Wii U or 3DS VC. 

Unfortunately I wish you could get these a la carte. The only game in that collection I’m missing is Bloodlines, along with a Genesis, for that matter. I probably couldn’t get those for less than $20, either, but still, paying a few bucks for it would make me happy, especially since so many other Genesis games are…

I just want to play it. I don't care who makes it. It'd be a better game than Phoenix Wright, I think. 

That’s why it must be a select vacation destination, rather than a regular part of life. The compartmentalization is what will keep our society from going the way of Rome. Also, it’s more like a whole Greco-Roman thing.

*Sigh* Very well, I'll force you to work for me. 

?!?! The apples are what’s mock?! Considering most mock dishes are about substituting an expensive or otherwise unobtainable ingredient, that something as common as apples would be subbed out. It’s weird.

One can hope! I’m not ashamed to admit I once made a mixed drink of Baja Blast and Patron Silver in a reckless display of opulent bad taste.

Insulting! Dwarves have finer taste in imbibances. 

Usually, but not always. 

Sexual harassment IS illegal, it’s just that most people don’t bother seeking justice for minor one-off occurrences. Any level of harassment that would violate the law would be justified in maybe throwing somebody off before a flight, but short of trying to stab somebody, nothing should divert a flight that’s already…

The takeaway from the article seems to be that they make most of their money off of the suckers, so that keeps ticket prices relatively lower, benefiting the saner consumers, who don’t frequent the movies and their concessions with the same voracity a needle fiend does their heroin. I don't have any fancy studies, but…

Life's interesting that way. 

This man is correct in his opinions. 

YES. 

DC is already lousy with rats, so it doesn't matter. 

While this is true, automatically assuming she’s racist towards black people because she’s Arab is itself racist.