Just everything terrible there. A kinda stupid food policy. Egregious complaining. Totally unfounded accusations of racism. Retaliation. Fuck I hate everything about the level of discourse in this country right now. 

Wonder Showzen? 

Useless fucks. 

This presupposes there is one available within a 200 mile radius. 

This is a really good value, actually.

Hmmmn, I’m not sure what it means that I anticipate the increasing polarization resulting in a breakdown of humanity and us killing each other in the streets with a mixture of fear and excitement... 

Mmn, I’m not sure. I think I might be a better dictator. Wanna form a diumvirate?

There was a case in Canada, I beleive, that involved trucks carry the seed passing through the farm via an access road causing cross contamination, and Monsanto alleging IP theft of genetically modified seed.

What’s that last one?

But will they have a wading pool filled with fire sauce and loose ingredients, surrounded by empty taco shells, as well as baja blast margaritas? For the full experience of decadence, of course.

Please, make sure all the drinking your of-age dog does is consensual and responsible. 

That first one is so fucking weird I'd have to try it out of sheer curiosity. 

I find I have an inherent bias of finding drinkers of a vat of Everclear as less human. 

He wasn’t charged with a crime, which means it was unnecessary to throw him off the plane even if there is more to it. Frankly, unless you’re attacking people or otherwise a danger, there’s no reason to ever throw anybody off a plane, especially if you have to actually divert and land early to do so. Just deal with…

In fact, this HAS happened in several cases. It's yet another reason the security theater is a joke. 

To each their own. I rarely desire to be engaged in conversation while conducting errands. A simple exchange of greetings that acknowledges our shared humanity is more than enough for me, usually.

There’s also a simple two-step alternative I’m fond of:

That is substantially worse because it's dumb.