I also married someone who is my height (5'9"). It was always a dealbreaker to me and I dated enough guys who lied about how tall they were that it was my number 1 rule (followed by no blonde hair and can’t drive a Miata or a Neon). But when I met my husband it didn’t matter. I mean, there are days and times when I…

Eyebrow piercings and any lip piercing. It’s not 2006, we can all stop now. I dated someone who really, really, really wanted a snakebite piercing and to be honest, it ended up looking stupid as hell on him. He got it around 2008 and STILL has it. It still looks dumb. 

Physically, most facial piercings such as those septum rings in particular that seem to be the rage these days. I can appreciate discrete nose studs and the occasional small lip ring (even if I don’t see the point of either) but so many of the piercings that are popular these days (like these huge septum rings that…

If they own them jointly and he says no, that should be the end of it. What’s even going though your mind to try and force your ex to have more kids with you?

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

fleek is still cool right

Is it typical hunter euphemistic parlance to say he “took” an animal rather than “killed” it?? For some reason the inherent entitlement in claiming he “TOOK” Cecil pisses me off even more—and I was already turnt up to 11 on this one.

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Is it not letting you star things either? Every time I try to give someone a star it goes nope and takes me back to the top of the page. Madness

Thank you. “would of had to of” melted my brain.

I'm 99% sure he pays her for her travel and somewhere for her to stay in Monaco. She brought this upon herself by getting his visa revoked. She thought it would guarantee her full custody & it blew up in her face. I have absolutely no sympathy for Kelly in this situation.

oh, so you DID get my letter.

Twitter is basically a platform that encourages people to write unnecessarily bad haikus 100 times per day.

There is really no greater gift a former lover can give you than an overwrought love letter (or series of inane tweets, it is 2015). First it’s painful to read, then you start cringing, then relief washes over you as you realize you could have ended up with someone who totally seemed normal at first but actually has a…

ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

Hey, person who called the cops— you know what would be cool? Asking the kids where their mom was. And then, after they point, and it's apparent what she's doing (or if her six year old is like my five year old, you are told what she's doing), mebbe just hang out with the kids if you're worried about them? Keep an eye…

I faked it for 3 whole YEARS with someone. He thought he was some sort of sex champion, but I was just very good at mimicking real orgasms. You gotta add movements to the sounds! (I always got myself off after, so I wasn't missing out at least.) a few years after we were done, he was still on about our "crazy…

I had a boyfriend once ask to borrow $250. I told him more than once that I do not lend money to anyone, ever. He kept asking, and I kept refusing saying I wasn't comfortable with it. He finally wore me down to the point where I lent him the money with STRICT instructions from me that it would be paid back within 2…