Getting off to Untitled by D'Angelo should've been the benchmark to which you compared all of these songs (like an orgasm race!) I can barely make it halfway through that song, mostly because I'm thinking of that exquisite video.

This woman and her amazing crew have placed into words what I assume is the whole truth about this 50 Shades nonsense. Just find some porn, ladies, real porn! Where a soppy, lame woman isn't abused by an asshat with issues.

These pictures are the most I've ever loved Kim, I think they're sexy and fun and free and most importantly, she looks like she loves it!

I noticed that, too! When did they film her interview, the next day or before she was eliminated? It's a little weird seeing as how they interview other people who are sopping wet and they showed her totally dry and "TV ready"...

Thank you. That's exactly what I'm hoping for. I, and every other victim of rape, should have no reason to be ashamed. I think the thing that caught me the most off guard was him trying to turn it around to make ME the horrible person in all of this. I went through a lot of doubt in myself and whether or not I'd…

I was anally raped by someone I was dating. I said "no" repeatedly and I tried to push him off me. He was just too strong for me. I just remember him saying I should relax and it'll be good, I'll like it. When I left his house, I was so ashamed of myself. I willingly went to his house, I was willing to have sex (we…

And this woman came in *specifically* for this dress and no other hot piece of hell would do for her. Pnina dresses are the trolliest!

I'm pregnant with my first kid and I plan on taking a year off. I think my boyfriend would like it if I took off many years to spend with our nugget, but that's not for me. I'm 32 and I'm leaving a career I worked damn hard in to get to this point. It's a career I love and I'm great at! Even leaving for a year will…

I just read your comment to my boyfriend while howling with laughter because it's exactly what I would write about our respective relationships with pooing. I'm always wondering where the hell half the TP goes during his bathroom visits. I have it down to a 3 minute, TP- rationed exercise in efficiency, and he's a…

Karmin is the WORST. I can't even derive any guilty pleasure out of their ear-garbage and I love me some terrible music. Watching their videos is like watching two kids scream "Areyouwatchingareyouwatchingareyouwatching??"

I must be in the same future-bubble because I thought this was old news as well! Good for her for getting out of her glass closet and hopefully it inspires other people!

You're doing exactly what you need to do and fuck anyone who can't understand. You've lined up a replacement home with your mom, changed the diet, had the problem looked after (to much financial cost) so why is everyone getting their panties in a bunch over it? I have 2 large dogs and I can empathize with having to…

I thought the same thing: no one could be lame enough to use burritodick! But in the context of someone being a douche-canoe, it works!

It's Burritodick! Look it up :)

It's burritodick. The account belongs to one Jason Crombie, editor of print publication Monster Children and Wooooooo magazine. Taken directly from his Instagram! Burritodick was only my second guess!

Jennifer Westfeldt, please stop messing with your face! You're with Jon Hamm and he obviously loves you. You don't need to compete with anyone by tweaking your face. It's starting to scare me. If we were friends, I'd sit you down, give you a drink and have a heart to heart.

I had a boyfriend once ask to borrow $250. I told him more than once that I do not lend money to anyone, ever. He kept asking, and I kept refusing saying I wasn't comfortable with it. He finally wore me down to the point where I lent him the money with STRICT instructions from me that it would be paid back within 2…

I had a friend a few years ago that sounds like your cousin and her fiance. My friend's fiance was immature, financially unstable, had a bit of a drug problem, loved to pick fights and be sulky. Before their wedding I got up the courage to ask her if this kind of man was one that she could really be with forever. …