Dunk your head in water and see how well you can breath. It'll take a backpack any day.

Oh wow, it's almost the 5th Element cigarette!

i smoke cold turkeys in a top of the line Green Egg and people say its addictive...

Because the Lumia 630 runs Android, right?

"The Moto E is the only phone in this price range to have Gorilla Glass screen protection;" false. Lumia 630. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

stupid cocksucker, I can't stand ultimate dumb scums like you but I'll try anyway: Android and Windows have both innovated between 3 and 4x what Apple has innovated these last years (I'm talking of quantity and relevancy)

The reason why I've used Apple for more than 10 years (and you haven't or you're just an Apple…

About that innovation thing...

The most likely feature is that it will disappoint its user base with a lack of features.

As much as I get annoyed with the praise that Jobs still gets postmortem, the company hasn't done much innovation since his death. The biggest change the company has made, was the Mac Pro redesign.

Kids generally enjoy dressing up as things and, you know, having fun. I'm so tired of this "what about the two-three year olds choices and desires?" They don't -have- many. They're little fucking kids.

The book Vice by John R. Baker is actually an incredibly interesting history of the Compton Police Department, documenting at least two significant demographic shifts in the city, and depicting the rise of some of the region's most famous gangs. I think it's safe to say you have to like—or have the patience for—cop…

As a dad myself, I also recently described to a new mom how we develop a Matrix/Neo-like ability to spot "danger times". After being rammed in the head, cheek, chin by my older girl, I rarely collide with my younger one these days. You just know when to dodge.

Non-parents look left and right; parents look left and…

Personally, I think the ideal female body is Christina Hendricks, not some anorexic runway model.

And then he died, a bitter man, unable to buy a cure for his disease despite all of his billions. Now, his lifeless corpse is rotting in the ground, and again, his billions of dollars are doing nothing to help him as his soul burns. Giz, can we PLEASE stop fellating his corpse now? PLEASE?

My favorite part of Onion videos is when I play them my wife initially thinks it's going to be something real.

Do I have to pay taxes on my World of Warcraft gold?

Have the Chinese tried this - to alleviate their smog problems?

I'd likely pay the additional cost if they had a freakin' Android streaming app. They're going to increase everyone's membership by 25% but they can't support the OS the comprises 80% of the mobile market?

So they finally found something in the game that never crashes?

Good job.

Never used it, don't partake, but those who have tell me that it's due to the ease of use, the lack of contact with sketchy people, and the peer review process that ensures high quality.