Yup, you're a jerk.

I would buy anything he wanted me to.

Yes, he should have worn a speedo, but also the Hardee's role reversal would have worked if it looked more like sheer joy as opposed to that orgasm grimace he has the whole time. I guess he might be trying to give a caricature of her, but it just looked odd.

The guy needs to be in a speedo and arch his back a little more.

McDonald's has, historically, produced commercials with black who, because they are so happy to eat at McDonald's, break out into song or dance. It's been a point of contention for some time. http://madamenoire.com/tag/mcdonalds-…, http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/11/3…

You mean, white people shuckin' and jivin' for McDonald's?

Yes! I don't know why they didn't do that. Maybe the actor felt uncomfortable? Maybe there's a speedo shortage? Point is they missed a great opportunity.

Neither are appealing to me, but I felt far more uncomfortable with the ones with the men. This tells me that I am used to women being sexualized. Sad.

But??? The 'nerdy/ugly' girl was really pretty.

Exactly. His shorts were not equivalent to her suit.

They need more POC.

I just can't with Doritos. After a few bites my tongue is burning. Too much salt or something. It seems like years ago they were more cheesy and less salty.

That nerdy girl is just a hot chick with glasses on, not even remotely equivalent to the nerdy guy in the real GoDaddy ad.

The last guy should have worn a speedo. Just saying.

I don't know; I was kind of getting into that one with the ripped dude eating the hamburger on the beach. That's like all my favorite things in one 30-second TV spot. Add some beer to the equation and I would probably buy anything they wanted me to.

The sunscreen guy can hang out with me anytime.

Don't you know, when the economy is booming, it's scientifically proven that we will throw our money at ANY source of chicken wings products, no matter the cost.

Hot tamales or warheads have no business going anywhere near the sex room. That's a..............

I've tried ice cream in the semi-dark. As expected, it was sticky and cold. We all know how sexy sticky and cold are, right?

There is no way in hell I'm ruining a donut by putting it on a penis. THE LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE.