Since I don't want to get sued for libel.

Can we make it a rule that anyone who uses the phrase "personal responsibility" in a conversation about rape loses the right to talk about rape?

Foodie 8-year-olds are the worst kids on the playgrounds. Always turning off Radio Disney in favor of the Splendid Table. To make matters worse, their Cookie Monster requests biscotti.

Any wedding gift that's motivated by affection for one or both halves of the happy couple and can be opened in public without undue shame is an appropriate wedding gift. I thought it was charming, and if my husband and I had gotten a gift basket of candies or gourmet delicacies, we would've loved it.

Thing is, these sorts of articles should be put alongside the rest, because generally speaking, the ones who are in the best position to stop these sorts of things from happening are the ones who are reading it, at least when taken in the context of shit going to creepytown at gaming conventions.

Reading this, helps assure me that even with all our nifty gizmos we haven't evolved much as a species...

I need her to be in a live action Daria so badly

Steubenville victim's parents raised a daughter who managed to stand up for herself, press charges, face national exposure and criticism, survive rape and bullying and victim blaming and try to bring justice and prevent this shit from happening to others, both by punishing her attackers and bringing attention to how…

You are so fucking ignorant and dumb I can't even take it. Being a woman and getting drunk is nowhere near analogous to going "into the woods here there are grizzlies holding dead deer carcasses" or poking the bear you stupid, ignorant bastard.

I'm not going to give you blow jobs but I am going to call my twin sister in to help finish you off.

"I think her parents really made a mistake," mused the sociopathic monster whose bizarre childhood experiences spearheaded by a dominant megalomaniac of a father have mutated her into a test case for the negative influence of overcompetitive youth athletics.

In Serena's dictionary . . .

A 16 year-old girl raped repeatedly while drunk = "lucky"

A top-5 tennis player in love with someone Serena dislikes = also "lucky"

One lesson: Don't be lucky.

"I'm not blaming the girl, but why she didn't crush her attackers' skulls between her thighs, tear out their intestines through their stomachs, and break their spinal cords in half with a right hook is, quite frankly, beyond me."

These are what I call “Grace insults.”

I don't hate you because you're ugly, you're ugly because I hate you.

I've been there, I've done that, and I'm so fucking thankful I wasn't a celebrity for it.

Yeah, I just don't feel comfortable watching someone's life and psyche completely fall apart, much less making light of it.

Those of us who don't have access to the original copy can play it here as well.