OhMyGolly
OhMaiGolly
OhMyGolly

We ONLY expose the women who CHOOSE to become involved with involved men.

How much money did your website donate to childhood cancer? Or did you simply "go gold" ? Cancer survivor here (the nasty pink money sucking kind). Can't stand slacktivism. NFL, pfft. BTW, also super sick of my disease being trotted out as some scapegoat for lack of funding or supposed lack of "awareness" when it

If you are who you say you are:

I think that's a lot more common than not. The only time I've been cheated on (that I know of), there was no question the other woman had no idea about me. He'd been seeing both of us for about a month when I called him on some weird behavior and got the truth. So he cheated on her, too, and also obviously did a

You punched him in the balls after he said that, right? Please say yes. Because they should not be functional now.

Nobody just falls into someone's arms and starts humping them.

Not all snowflakes are beautiful. Like this one.

Every case of cheating is a beautiful and unique snowflake.

It's because men are bastards but they would never stray if b*tches weren't hiding behind every rock and tree trying to lure them away from their rightful owners with those feminine wiles!

At first I was like:

Want

I wouldn't call Oderus Urungus demonic per se. He is an alien from planet Scumdoggia. The GWAR base is located in the Antarctic where their spaceship crash landed. So his extraterrestrial origins makes him even more relevant to io9.

If you think that's jarring, I've got three words for you: "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu".

It is known.

Just how known is it? Pray, tell.

On a related note, Marie Laveau is def not going to have her abducted for bad use. I foresee the voodoo queen and the human voodoo doll being the best of friends. I'm so excited for a scene involving both Angela Bassett and Gabby Sidibe I could do a lil Stevie Nicks twirl.

Oh honey, the whole thing is a joke, calm down...

Eh, depends on the cat. I had a cat who demanded that I tie a bandanna around his neck. If the bandanna came undone, he would pick it up and bring it to me to be tied back on. He was an adult the first time I put one on him, for what I thought would be a five second photo op. I had another cat who would shred me for