Translation:

Seen here in its nocturnal habitat, the Bavaricus Maximus variety e39 awaits a new day. Rarely viewed in this form with its engine access point in the closed position, e39 has formed a symbiotic relationship with its fellow garage inhabitant, Wagonus Flexi. Ever eager to please, Flexi is all too happy to retrieve the…

These aren’t “minor “drug infractions. “Non-violent” means simply that they didn’t, for example, possess a weapon in furtherance of a drug trafficking crime. These pardons are all federal charges, and the federal doesn’t charge simple possession. The people being pardoned were eligible for life sentences, have served…

“I’ll take that in cash.”

Dammit!!!!!! You said it first !!

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

I appreciate your kind words, and I think it is great you are looking to understand where women are coming from. It is not an easy subject.

"dick fright"

Yes Ricky Martin. Yes.

oh man. I'm so jealous you becoz you get to watch The Office with new eyes. go watch it. right now. get to know Michael Scott and his alter-ego MICHAEL SCARN. do it. do it now.

Selfie sticks.

#Hashtags

Did you just use a hashtag?

Presumably this only affects SMS messages? End-to-end encryption over data, or things like iMessage should still be theoretically harder to read?

here we go now KICK PUNCH BLOCK!

That's PaRappas cousin.

There can be only one Lightning Arrestor..

He is trying to hold the screen at a 90 degree angle.................