I ran and told it but everyone was too busy looking at Ben Affleck's Batman.

Everyone stay tuned for fappy bird, coming as quick as it can (poor taste?)

Show some respect for pancake jesus. He fried for our sins.

You know what? This is totally how Tom Haverford would get married. This looks like an extra straight out of Parks and Rec.

you have to wait until you are out of the viewing room, at least. Come to think of it, Shia labeouf comes with a similar set of instructions

I would like to add "They are more afraid of you than you are of them" if I could.

"Haters gonna hate": the battle cry of the myopic and stupid.

It says they were allowed to binge for "several weeks." Still, not a perfect model, but longer than 10 days (1o days was the abstinence period).