The standard, inserted into a wind tunnel.

For whatever reason, these accords remind me of Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean is the default car face

Nope

Great story.

Cue all the fucking morons saying it was the nissans fault for being in the left lane to pass but not going 100mph to do it.

J-Tops got a bit fat after The Verge huh?

Starred for “Real top gear”. Perhaps that should be the name for the new Amazon show.

No no

Well, I mean, have you seen his ears? Or forehead? Nose?

Those S’s in that bootleg don't make me won't to fucking throw up. Fake fake fake.

I like you.

If you have ever listened to sublime, it means “Secret Tweaker Pad”. I hear it’s the hottest spot in town. It’s a place to wrench on your ride, do a crossword puzzle, or even learn how to cook (speed).

“Head wound to the chest” is the name of my neo funk infused jazz quartet.

Prescient thought;

Finally someone speaking truth to (no) power!

I know shopping in meatspace is sooo last millennia, but Home Depot had and still has a few I think, 2700k dim-able 8 watt Cree LEDs for 97 freakin cents each.

I know shopping in meatspace is sooo last millennia, but Home Depot had and still has a few I think, 2700k dim-able…

As opposed to just errybody in the club.

Here’s the rabbit hole I fall into, and it’s the reason I ditched cable over 8 years ago, which is way before it was cool to. I mean Netflix still had a disk to insert in your PlayStation. Most of my streaming was done via my computer hooked up to my CRT!

That’s actually exactly what I want in an apple pie. I like the flavor but dislike the texture and crunch of baked apples.

This is fear mongering click bait, and something I thought Giz was a *little* better than.