That’s actually exactly what I want in an apple pie. I like the flavor but dislike the texture and crunch of baked apples.

It may be a product of the recording, but it doesn’t sound very good. Kind of sounds a like a veyron.I was hoping for more turbo and intake noise.

This is easy. Heavy ass v8 and heavy ass automatic in a car that once had decent driving dynamics.

I think that is a bit overblown, especially on a new car. I have a 10 year old EOS and knock on wood, the VERY complicated top still works like new.

My wife is a big fan. Yeah. I know. I’ve seen them 4 times myself with her. Met them twice. Once from a radio station contest. Yeah. I know.

A family member of mine has spent some time with these two and by all accounts they actually seem like decent, fun people.

I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but we are in the age of electronic nannies and vanishing manual transmissions.

80s and 90s Japanese cars are hard to beat.

Just a bit more evidence that Marco Rubio is batting for the other team.

Ha. Those 25 stars must be sarcastic. Between the barely-readable grammar and the fact you actually believe tailgating is fine I would have guessed you drove an STI without having seen your name.

I would honestly have more fun in the capri.

Plus, a huge piece of ugly Toyota Camry plastic grille? No thanks. It looks too mid engine. Like you are sitting on the front wheels. The first gen was a good looking car with real transmission options. This is “optimized” into oblivion.

The rear is too busy. The wheels, which I hope are just for testing, are god awful aftermarket-ugly.

Fast? Sure.

I wonder if anyone else is making a thing of this completely non-thing. This is Colbert’s thing, pretty cringeworthy and totally enjoyable. He honed this skill through years of fake-real-I love you-I hate you-style interviews. Casey is a pretty good sport, besides a little bit of the top at the beginning of an…

Put the 2.0T midship and give me a 6 speed, please.

I always believed that Toyota should have cut the top off and offered it with a small displacement turbo 3 or 4. I have a definite thing for Tercels too. So much so that I get very angry whenever someone pronounces it “Tra cel”.

I’m not sure what you mean, honestly. I thought he was great in The Hangover.

So Nissan looked at the f-150 and said, “that’ll do”. I’m not talking in spirit-because copying the f-series makes business sense-but in down right looks. I mean it is like Samsung-Apple close.

This is what he thinks a d10 is.