I couldn't get too far into this after I realized that a "good white person" was one that either did something for you or agreed with you. That was far enough for me.

If you're going to have buttons for shifting an automatic (which Is fine btw because it's an automatic) here are a few pointers:

I would be lion if I didn't think this was a bit of a faux-paw. The mane reason Oprah did this is still up for debate.

I had no idea it was that popular either, especially for dogs! We just named my daughter Sophia, after my grandmother. Literally the week after she was born I see on Facebook my aunt adopted a new dog named Sophia, already having one named Sophia. Kinda took the wind right out of my sails...

Fuck. You.

OMG! A member of one sex asked a member of the opposite sex to have a consensual adult style relationship.

That's our punishment. Not the lack of Garth, but the presence of whoopi.

Isn't that more sexist towards men that we don't get the level of care? If we can't get it up they ask us if we can climb a flight of stairs and hand us a pill to make us hard. Men don't ever get a chance to hash out emotional/mental issues. We are promptly given a robot boner so our wives don't leave us and sent…

White people...

She has accomplished so much, overcoming even with the burden of that shrub growing out of her head.

The moral of the story is:

I honestly didn't see that one. My bad. If you can decipher her post without a headache, then YOU'RE much better than me.

Try again. "Your" was used properly, both times.

I'm not sure, by the structure and grammar of your post, what your burn is supposed to be.

You too can have it all! Just dump your baby off at the day care center or relatives house and don't forget those weekend photoshoots to make it look like your an involved parent! A few well placed pictures or Facebook posts will make the guilt just melt away.

Without the factory aero bits of the M5, I would say it still does look a littl odd.

One step closer to getting into her iPhone!

This just really sucks. What is click going to do without clack? Sad day.