WHOA! Wait a fucking minute... MALEFICENT is not in any of your comments?!

I totally thought that was her too!

we had a lot of calls in the office and people thought that that actually was me in the skit.

GIRL BOO. DONT NOBODY WANT THAT SHIT. WE HAVE ALL THE CHOCOLATIERS WE NEED. NOW, IF HE WOULD LIKE TO USE HIS BEAUTY FOR A REAL GOOD CAUSE, HE CAN BECOME AN ACTIVIST FOR GAY RIGHTS. WE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH ON ENOUGH CONTINENTS AND IN ENOUGH COUNTRIES. THERE I JUST HELPED HIM PICK HIS NEW CAREER. BUT SADLY, HE WILL…

I think he was trying to build a chocolate-making business or something like that.

You're right sis cause riding dicks can really make you sweat.

Making the jump from porn star to rent boy, of course! That's a job in itself!

he was a big gay porn star.

Marc: stay away from porn stars and rent boys.

Waiting for the commenter that always pop up about how Mar Jacob's "stole" her look or whatever.

I can't wait for the Marc Jacobs conspiracy person to show up in the comments.

So why is it ok for men to deny other beautiful men? men always say like, oh i dont know if that guy is beautiful, im not gay. But its like, why do we accept men being super homophobic about the way other men look when women are not like that? Women always compliment other women and say they're sexy and shit.…

Hey, at least they finally came up with a foolproof diet plan. I'm certainly more than willing to get in shape in exchange for millions of dollars, so sign me up.

This reminds me of when that feminist website ran an article yesterday that joked about an 8 year old, black rape victim.

old and young are a state of mind. YOU ARE AS YOUTHFUL AS YOU WANNA BE BABE. DONT FORGET THAT.

I DUNNO MAN. THE WORLD REALLY SEEMED TO ENJOY THOR AND NORDIC GODS ARE PRETTY SUPERNATURAL.

URE ON THE RIGHT TRACK SIS!

AGREED! A WONDER WOMAN FILM WOULD LIKELY SUFFER FROM THE SAME SACCHARINE AND PROTO-NATIONALISTIC BULLSHIT THAT HAVE RELEGATED SUPERMAN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, AND THE AVENGERS INTO ABSOLUTE FILMIC DRIVEL.

Slightly off topic, but complaining about batman's darkness is like complaining about Captain America's patriotism. It's the foundation of his character.