OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe
OhDaddySqueezeMe

I hate that shit!! I would never treat my friends that way if I started dating. Makes me not ever want to date because I hate it when others do that to me. You really should treat people the way you'd want to be treated yourself.

I LOVE LIDDY WARREN!

The kukluxklan has black members as well. And no im not a racist by intention, but the tea party is notoriously associated with a white power agenda. We all know that. minority members or not.

Cant be racist if its true. The tea party sure as hell aint black!

NO IM VERY MUCH SERIOUS. I AM NORMALLY ABOUT 90 PERCENT CAPS LOCK. YOU MIGHT CAN CATCH SOME OF MY POSTS THAT ARE NON CAPS, BUT MOSTLY THIS IS JUST ME.

I BLAME WHITE PEOPLE FOR THIS!

WHY THE FUCK WONT DAVID JUST GO BALD ALREADY!!? HE COULD CHARGE FOR PARKING ON THAT DAMN FOREHEAD!

Im just saying the news gets shittier and shittier by the hour but I cant avoid hearing the news no matter where I go. Its just so fucking terrible. Its like a never ending horror film only not the shity scary movie parody kind, but the real michael myers kind!

CONGRATULATIONS JEZEBEL DOT COM!!! YOU'VE HELPED ME REACH MY SHITTY NEWS QUOTA FOR THE HOUR! *que shitty game show music*

ITS THEIR FAULT!

I am always threatening to eat my nieces and nephews! ESP WHEN THEY ARE BAD!

I dont appreciate these bitches acting like I know them! BITCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU. I DONT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TATTOOS! IM SURE SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY, BUT THEY WERE JUST LOOKING FOR SHIT TO START! i dont like that! SO I WENT THE FUCK OFF!

WHY THE FUCK IS HE HATIN BEYOND THE GRAVE?

ILL WHISPER IN HIS EAR, THE KIND OF WHISPERING THAT PEOPLE TURN AROUND AND ARE LIKE, "BITCH! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. IN FACT, YOU'RE LOUDER THAN WHEN YOU WERE TALKING NORMALLY."

NO BUT DONT JUST BE LOOKING FOR SHIT TO GO OFF ABOUT! AND IF YOU CANT CALL SOMEONE OUT NICELY WITHOUT ACTING LIKE I PUNCHED YOUR MOTHER PERSONALLY, THEN YES YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH!

I THINK ITS CUTE!

NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BITCH! THIS IS NOT THE ONLY WOMAN I FIND BEAUTIFUL! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! NO WHERE DID EITHER OF US SAY YOU HAD TO BE THAT WAY. WHAT WE THINK IS JUST WHAT WE THINK ! IF YOU REALLY DIDNT CARE, YOU WOULDNT HAVE COMMENTATED WITH SO MUCH ANGER BITCH! COME OUT OF YOUR FEELINGS! NO ONE HERE EVEN FUCKING

Rihanna doesnt fucking care. I have a hard time believing she actually gave a fuck. I just feel like people need to do their research before they start going overseas and offending folks. Im not saying learn the damn language fluently and every hill and mountain, but it wouldnt fucking hurt if you tried to learn

ITS MY HOT BODY, I DO WHAT I WANT!

IM NOT A TROLLL. FUCK YOU! YOU ALL LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE TROLLS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU! FUCK YOU!