WHY THE FUCK WONT DAVID JUST GO BALD ALREADY!!? HE COULD CHARGE FOR PARKING ON THAT DAMN FOREHEAD!

Im just saying the news gets shittier and shittier by the hour but I cant avoid hearing the news no matter where I go. Its just so fucking terrible. Its like a never ending horror film only not the shity scary movie parody kind, but the real michael myers kind!

CONGRATULATIONS JEZEBEL DOT COM!!! YOU'VE HELPED ME REACH MY SHITTY NEWS QUOTA FOR THE HOUR! *que shitty game show music*

ITS THEIR FAULT!

I am always threatening to eat my nieces and nephews! ESP WHEN THEY ARE BAD!

I dont appreciate these bitches acting like I know them! BITCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU. I DONT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE TATTOOS! IM SURE SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY, BUT THEY WERE JUST LOOKING FOR SHIT TO START! i dont like that! SO I WENT THE FUCK OFF!

WHY THE FUCK IS HE HATIN BEYOND THE GRAVE?

ILL WHISPER IN HIS EAR, THE KIND OF WHISPERING THAT PEOPLE TURN AROUND AND ARE LIKE, "BITCH! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. IN FACT, YOU'RE LOUDER THAN WHEN YOU WERE TALKING NORMALLY."

NO BUT DONT JUST BE LOOKING FOR SHIT TO GO OFF ABOUT! AND IF YOU CANT CALL SOMEONE OUT NICELY WITHOUT ACTING LIKE I PUNCHED YOUR MOTHER PERSONALLY, THEN YES YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH!

I THINK ITS CUTE!

NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO BITCH! THIS IS NOT THE ONLY WOMAN I FIND BEAUTIFUL! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! NO WHERE DID EITHER OF US SAY YOU HAD TO BE THAT WAY. WHAT WE THINK IS JUST WHAT WE THINK ! IF YOU REALLY DIDNT CARE, YOU WOULDNT HAVE COMMENTATED WITH SO MUCH ANGER BITCH! COME OUT OF YOUR FEELINGS! NO ONE HERE EVEN FUCKING…

Rihanna doesnt fucking care. I have a hard time believing she actually gave a fuck. I just feel like people need to do their research before they start going overseas and offending folks. Im not saying learn the damn language fluently and every hill and mountain, but it wouldnt fucking hurt if you tried to learn…

ITS MY HOT BODY, I DO WHAT I WANT!

IM NOT A TROLLL. FUCK YOU! YOU ALL LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE TROLLS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU! FUCK YOU!

How is this for you honey?

THATS FUCKED UP!

FUCK YOU TOO BITCH! NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHY YOU ARE MAD!

Its even more interesting how she denounced her days as THE BACK. It seems she learned a lot from it and not in the big regret way per say, but just not leaving it out there for folks to think it was all peaches and cream.

DONT FEEL BAD. PEOPLE GET ON YOUTUBE AND HAVE ARGUMENTS ABOUT SINGERS EVERYDAY AND THEY THEMSELVES CANT SING A DAMN LICK!

BITCH SHUT UP!