Like suppose you actually meet the celeb one day and its like,

Isn't there a lot of celebrities that use publicists and ghost writers to do their tweets for them? Like how do you know its not just their personal assistant running the account? You do all that fucking work for absolutely nothing. The celebrity probably has no knowledge of whom they are adding little by little. The…

I AM NOT A TROLL. CLICK MY NAME IF YOU WISH TO SEE MY COMMENTS. I HAVE FUN HERE ON JEZEBEL. I DONT ARGUE OR BUG ANYONE HERE! THAT BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY IM A TROLL BC SHE DOESNT LIKE THE WAY I COMMENT.

I AM NO TROLL YOU FUCKING IDIOT! JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I COMMENT ON THESE POSTS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY WHETHER OR NOT I AM A TROLL!

Thanks boo. There was a hater that had written a reply to me, but I dismissed that bitch! I can't stand people who think they are the gatekeepers to Jezebel and the english language! Its foolish to think id publish anything under my very colorful jezebel personality without it being coherent and readable. That's…

BITCH ! WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE FUCKING GATEKEEPER OF JEZEBEL!!? I DONT WRITE FOR YOU BITCH! I WRITE CAUSE I WANT TO!

It is my own creation of rules and regulations for harnessing and using the power of your pussy to the fullest extent! Ive been taking it more seriously and gonna put it together. Ive been reciting these rules aloud among friends for years. It was an inside thing, but now its so real.

THIS IS AGAINST RULE NUMBER FUCKING 1 IN THE POWER OF THE PUSSY HANDBOOK!!!!! THEY NEED TO BE ASHAMED!!!!!

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE WORKED TIRELESSLY ON YOUR BODY, FITNESS WISE: Did it ever turn out the way you've wanted? Do you feel like you've achieved that image in your head?

OK! POW!

ITS YOUR WORLD SIS!

Call daddy Lassie and tell him to come sound proof the place.

And a lot of us know this, but that doesnt stop a good deal of us from doing it. So my point is, if you're going to do it and or anything in life, be good at it. Give it your all.

THIS IS A SPECIAL KEYBOARD WHERE THEY DO NOT EXIST.

You need to contact that hospital. Somebody stole yours.

Thanks sweety. I guarantee you will be empowered! and with your new found strength, you can take down entire nations if you wish.

YES HONEY! AND BEST OF ALL, YOU DONT HAVE TO GO ADOPT OR BUY A CAT. YOU'RE ALREADY BORN WITH ONE! IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE THE RIGHT GENDER.

NEVER! THAT FUCKING NUTBALL. IM OFFENDED!

Any time dear! Id be glad to!

Oh I doubt it. It's weird i can see and have heard it happening to him a lot, but cant fathom it happening to her in return....mmm society....