Well I think for most of them the only requirement is a vagina. So..... I dont think a lot of them are too picky.

No girl the trick is to make sure you always have someone with you when you go and sell stuff to people on craigslist. And you always meet in a public setting like the parking lot of MCDONALDS or WALMART cause there are always millions of people zooming around and they are witnesses. You should be just fine. You…

Im a carolinian and I am voting for DE BLASIO...i think thats his name or is it Del blasio? Ill get it right when the time comes. Im gonna vote from all the way down here!

GIRL HELL NO! U BETTER SELL THAT SHIT ON CRAIGSLIST FOR 150-200...THAT ishit keeps value very well. somebody will jump at the chance to have it. I love selling shit on craigslist..second to ebay for me. Im an ebay soldier!

You want an SG4 or a GIANT NOTE 3?

Awww. Recently I gave away 2 lifeproof cases for iphone 4s to some girl I used to work with. I got them for my sister who was always dropping her iphone 4, but she upgraded to a NEXUS 4. Wasting my damn time. ...

No interest in a new high tech machine? I think youd love it. Come on...just come on.... ((leads you down dark path to cell phone store))

Why still a 4s? Waiting for 5s?

I say stick with your droids....or come on over to the WP family with me. Its cozy.

I just switched from the Nexus 4. Had it since January til July.

WHAT KINDS OF PHONES DO YALL HAVE?

omg he is so cute!!

YES CLEMENTINE!!

I thought people already knew he was gay. He had been accused of it for years to my knowledge. poor boy.

DO MY FUCKIN EYES DECEIVE THE FUCK OUTTA ME? ARE THESE REAL LIVE WHITE PEOPLE CALLING EACH OTHER NIGGAS!!?

I LOVE HOW LOW KEY HE IS AND HOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN BELIEVE HE WAS REAL.

Some of them didnt even try to position the hot dogs right.

My feelings are totes hurt....totes hurt! Oh god how will i recover from the horrible amateur psych eval youve just done on my loved ones?? HOW?? TELL ME DAMMIT!!

Why are you so perfect? Why am i not?

Im sooooooo sorry!! I totes forgot the way i write on Jezebel is definitely the way I speak and write in real life. I totes forgot. That. Im so totes sorry like totes. Totes....just totes sorry. Totes.