Right? Little bit of a "Reefer Madness" throwback to the episode.

More than just looking, I just meant to ask whether a pubeless man is preferable in some way. I'm pretty comfortable with my own decision here, just as I'd never ask a woman to change hers, I was just curious, in the spirit of the conversation.

Good on you! My ex-girlfriend hates, hates, hates hair. She shaved and waxed, hated the results, and finally laser'd the whole region completely for herself. She absolutely loves it, and I'll be damned if I didn't do. I don't mind a little hair, but it rarely adds anything for me, and if it goes unmaintained I end up…

I want to go to there...

Where do you live that you've never seen Jersey Shore?

Soooo... Why didn't the sign just "No hair products"? Blerg, I hate when racists don't get attacked point blank on their logic fails.

If you have to ask, you don't get it.

Sure do! This is the best news I've heard in a while. Love me some NBA.

I'm not (so sure) you understand parentheses, Charlie.

These people are the worst!

These people are the worst!

I reckon maybe some o that radioation stuff might help grow me 'em back!

We get the logic.

Just as soon as that heart functionality comes back...

Correction: VX Gas is not an amber liquid, it's a weird little green ball thing that Nicolas Cage needs to steal back from Ed Harris.

@SacredByte: Think back: When is the last time you actually spoke to a homeless person for more than 10 seconds?

He's really just out to help people! Like when he outed his bud Ben Quayle as his co-founder, not to drive traffic, but to help Ben get votes!

Hey man, could you like, get them to throw in some Doritos for the next bailout? And Funyuns! Ask for Funyuns!