We fit perfectly on bike seats? No. Cut-out saddles are really necessary for road bikes with low drops, otherwise, no fun. I still haven't found a saddle that is quite right for long rides and a friend's ex-girlfriend permanently damaged her pelvis from riding on a saddle that hurt. Really, human beings are not meant…

He did that with a Bill Cosby quote, too: about the key to failure being trying to please everyone. Now it's all over Pinterest attributed to Ed.

What's your point?

What's wrong with what a prostitute does?

Very glad about how this thread ended up. High-five to everyone who refused to slut-shame here.

Yeah, because she totally was saying she is January Jones (weird choice, but Ok!).

motherfucking WORD

Putting aside how strange and ridiculous your comment is, January Jones?! That's the first red carpet actress to pop into your head? Who thinks of January Jones?

But what's wrong with what a prostitute does?

If you do something well, never do it for free.

A funny, happy prostitute sounds like a pretty cool person to me too. I'm no statist.

they make bike seats that have the centers cut out b/c a few years back they discovered that the pressure was cutting off blood flow to people's bits & causing problems in the fertility dept. for men. You can now buy a men's or women's (corresponding to the gender with holes in different areas of the seat) bike seats…

It really depends on the shape of the seat. My bike was stolen and when I recently replaced it, the new seat was a nightmare. It caused...severe chaffing...in spectacularly unpleasant places. Two new bike seats later I have apparently solved the problem but my god what a painful process.

The "visor" part had me thinking it was to keep the sun off your bajingo.

Same here....I assumed it was for sports or something.

It's time for Shonda Rimes to publicly apologize for introducing vajayjay into common parlance.

Me too. Thinking the whole time "protecting from what?" Then I remembered the—let's say 'discomfort' my gf had after the first long bikeride of the summer. But then the geography of the who thing just didn't make sense. But luckily I got to the end of the article before I started to do sketches to figure it out.

I'm with you. I couldn't figure it out. I thought it might be a female equivalent of a jock cup.

Yea I was sure this was for biking. This SHOULD be for biking.

Well, judging from the scoreboard, he was probably pissed because it was called ball three.