A lot of NFL players believe that consequences are something that happens to other people, and they've been shown nothing to suggest otherwise their whole life.

Oppressors always try to co-opt victimhood - no one likes to admit to being the villain, after all.

They do not.

YEAH THEY FUCKING ARE.

"...lop off their penises in sex change operations because they have severe mental issues"

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

Shake harder, boy!

Wait, that's not what we're doing here?

Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

My Mommo (that's great-grandma, in my neck of the woods,) would fry the most amazing breaded chicken thighs in these cast iron skillets that had been in our family since God knows when. I remember being a lil' TC and hearing her say "get at it witcher hands, dawrlin'. I wanna see y'all enjoy it." That was love, in…

God dammit no, keep it secret, I like how chicken quarters are still cheap while all those white meat loving chumps eat their dry chicken.

Exsqueeze me, I don't talk about your private life on here. Please treat me with the same respect/lend me some money, THANKS.

[repeatedly hits glass]

Hi, this is Alison, and I want to say that I'm in agreement with you. At first, when I wrote my rebuttal, I thought this was just some other person on the train. But now I'm suspicious that it's the dude I called out. My rebuttal was flagged, for one. Here it is reposted: http://jezebel.com/could-there-be…

Is this your bracket?

Whatever you say e e cummings.

Cups: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

"It would be best if Urban Outfitters and other retailers stopped selling products that contain lead."

To me the word vagina is no more sexy than the word penis - I would never use the anatomically correct word for either in sexy scenario.