So we're pretty much agreed that Cate Blanchett is always flawless, right?

People who don't understand the concept of "Freedom of Speech" but still bleat on about it are the 2nd largest threat to actual freedom of speech.

Either Stranger Than Fiction or In Bruges is the most underrated movie ever.

Though I imagine it's getting *somewhat* easier for weed, experiments involving human use of federally illegal drugs are extremely difficult to get approved.

The only thing I learned from that video is that GoPro cameras have shit audio.

Thou art retarded, sayeth all.

Kentucky Gentleman isn't bourbon. Jack Daniels doesn't meet the qualifications to be called bourbon. KG is the only liquor that will make me vomit, and it will make me vomit every time, in any quantity. It's fucking poison.

The word "uppity" is almost exclusive to horrible people, isn't it?

BRB, opening up a Kickstarter so I can fight Zimmerman.

How are there people like this? Are there really this many sociopaths in our population?

Why are we paying any attention to the idiot daughter of an idiot failed, wannabe politician?

I am shocked that a former law enforcement agent would have no control over his violent outbursts and think of himself as above everyone else. Shocked, I say.

Are you actually - legally - retarded?

BRB, have to go adopt every dog now.

Fernet is big among pretentious bartenders and chefs, and people who are five years behind every hip trend. It's a digestif, and, as such, has its place in the spirit pantheon, but it does not make you cool.

"...the winner of each hand..."

MDMA/ecstasy is the drug, Nintendo is just the "brand." This isn't new, heroin and E have been branded for more than two decades.

More "cognitively dissonant" than "oxymoronic," but that's probably why he played for Stanford and not Cal.

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, or Coop? Because one is awesome, and one is a bastard abomination.

Straight people, however, are totally welcome to molest Russian children to their little hetero hearts' content.