Nah, dogg, Alabama loves Mississippi. In fact, there's a popular saying: Thank God for Mississippi. Keeps Alabama from being the absolute worst at everything.

And here I thought he was just promoting the local eggplant industry...

Black, Dick.

I like how the constant restatement of the flat-out lie that the ACA somehow uses tax money to fund healthcare is just repeated often enough that idiots believe it. This is the right's most effective weapon, lying constantly and consistently, knowing that their supporters are too ignorant and lazy to be bothered to…

Looks like all of those pictures have been heavily PhotoShopped.

Man, if you're joking, well done. If not, well...

This whole article is a misguided disaster. I honestly expect better. I'll bet Erin owns a vibrator. What a chairsniffer.

It is. Press charges.

Does anyone know how we can officially express our outrage and attempt to have something done to remove this rapist judge from the bench? Surely Swedish officials will listen to worldwide outrage.

He's certainly a public accomplice to rape.

Holy crap! 25-50 cents per text?!? I pay $35/month for unlimited data and text, including 450 voice minutes that I never use.

Private browsing was created for husbands.

Haha, late night Skinemax, only in households where the kids are too dumb to get around the parental controls on the internet.

I clearly remember the world pre-internet. I'm pretty old.

This will affect me only once the 4K technology comes to laptops, because who the fuck watches porn on the TV any more?

I'm still baffled how a schmuck like Gold won the WSOP Main Event. He's a total joke in the poker world, and cash players jump at the chance to relieve him of his bankroll.

Hopefully my kids have the brains to be plopped in front of the TV, watching porn. ;)

She's married to Robin Thicke, who expected her to have taste?

I think they make Lena Dunham keep at least one hand on her waist because she has such atrocious posture otherwise. It's like part of her "accept my schlumpiness as beautiful" schtick.

Seattle fans sure are gunning for the "most annoying" title, even though they really don't have the success to back it up like Pats and Steelers fans do.