Both inedible and inaccurate. Way too many brown people at a Cubs game.

I've made a huge mistake

Jesus, Chicago.

This century - their 2011 conference finals loss to the Heat.

"Oh do shut up, Selena" - Yolanda Saldivar

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

♬ Rape meeeeeee....Rape me, my friend ♬
Mornin' gang, Father Mike here with a few announcements...

Fuckin' Julius! And fuckin' Tiberius! And fuckin' Claudius! And fuckin' Quintus!

Pierce: Hey, Kevin, check this defensive tactic out! I call it "the Harvey Danger!"

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This was him mocking one of the other two councillors that have been busted this year for drinking and driving. classic..

Fake. It says "excellent health."

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.

I LOVE YOU PEQUODS

What's great about square cut is that if you like it more cooked/crust, you can eat the edge/corner pieces. If you like it more doughy, take the center.

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

Jesus Christ, Gilbert Gottfried. It's been over 2 years! LET IT GO!

That is all.