I think most are dead.

It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......

And amazingly, it wasn't the Sox!

Not sure why the surgery was necessary. He looked pretty stable lying motionless on the field.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I’m sure Phillip turns his nose up at acts like Das Racist, but come on, this one’s a banger.

I wrote a response to this.

Yeah, perfect day. Only one dead and 11 wounded

I would also support a movement to make the Whip It remix the song of the summer, but that is more of a futile effort.

I bet Newton regrets driving on the slant route now.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Me 2

Nah, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Also, there's a grammatical error in the ad. "Fans" shouldn't be plural.

1998 to 2006 leveled off quite nicely there. What could've...fuck.

Probably why he said his major "Journalism" has nothing to do with his employment.

"Own the future. Win the lottery"

Game. Set. Matches.