hold on. lemme put my tube of pringles down, then imma beat that ass, bitch.

lol we are going to die eventually

this was not an upset. this was a grown-ass team decidedly telling creighton that the big east is now a mid-major conference.

cjax... imma run up on you right now, fuckboy.

@89SteveSmith: I want to have physical contact with this kid

*tony kornheiser voice* SANCTIMONIOUS!!!

uhh, the bulls are listed as only having one bronze medal??

when asked what he would put in his smoothie, andrei kirilenko became stone-faced and said, "soil from the motherland and the blood of lenin."

+27

"they laughed at me when i told them i could ball. they laughed even harder when they said i looked like chris tucker. i'll show them..."

*starts webcam*

i like that he completely (purposely?) air-balls both shots, as seen in the reflection behind him.

same

lion's roar... times infinity... PLUS INFINITY

frig : (

tears? no way, man. it's just, y'know, dusty in here.

lol s/o to white ppl

deep-dish is fine and dandy, don't get me wrong. but, as a chicagoan, i find our "thin" crust pizza to be far more delicious and reflective of what we actually eat.

"No, no, no. I said three large pizzas."

It's okay, Senator. Your state has laws that allow police to pull over a large bus full of Latinos for no real reason. That'll show 'em.