@89SteveSmith: I want to have physical contact with this kid

*tony kornheiser voice* SANCTIMONIOUS!!!

uhh, the bulls are listed as only having one bronze medal??

when asked what he would put in his smoothie, andrei kirilenko became stone-faced and said, "soil from the motherland and the blood of lenin."

+27

"they laughed at me when i told them i could ball. they laughed even harder when they said i looked like chris tucker. i'll show them..."

*starts webcam*

i like that he completely (purposely?) air-balls both shots, as seen in the reflection behind him.

same

lion's roar... times infinity... PLUS INFINITY

frig : (

tears? no way, man. it's just, y'know, dusty in here.

lol s/o to white ppl

deep-dish is fine and dandy, don't get me wrong. but, as a chicagoan, i find our "thin" crust pizza to be far more delicious and reflective of what we actually eat.

"No, no, no. I said three large pizzas."

It's okay, Senator. Your state has laws that allow police to pull over a large bus full of Latinos for no real reason. That'll show 'em.

Wow, what an idiot. Can't believe he doesn't know the great Morpheus. Fuckin' Aussies.

bitchmob approves.

heh, nice.

goodbye, cruel wrrrriibit