Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both have extremely low Q scores

Satire is a lame excuse, but his apology is so sincere I'd love to see the world embrace it.

Real apologies are so rare, these days - and from a student. Good for him. Now let's watch him put his promises to action.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR A CHANCE TO USE THIS

Ole Ironsides

I feel like this was brought up in one of the last articles, but he looks like the type of guy who has the WORST breath. He also looks like the type of guy who would make too much eye contact and talk way too close to your face.

Why? Is it actually something that could hurt her or others, or is this an esthetic thing like getting rid of split ends and anal bleaching?

Every time some dumbfuck whiteboy says some dumbfuck whiteboy shit every other dumbfuck whiteboy calls it satire like a big dumbfuck.

OK, even if you do think this is a joke, that is not something you send in an email.”

She's not. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, and I kind of love her for it. Or maybe her "handlers" know what they're doing. Regardless: she/her brand is in complete control of this so-called fiasco of Miley Cyrus, and they're making bank. I have a feeling she's shrewd enough to be socking enough away for when…

is that Heidi Montag?

"John Mayer and Taylor Swift were at Disneyland on different days"

Hey fellas (YEAH)

I will admit that all of my own (mammalian) pets respond quickly to "Shut the fuck up." Also "Mommy has a friend over" and "Get the fuck OFF that."

Unengaged people making wedding pinterests seems pathetic to me. I'm going to get slammed by 50 people telling me "It's just good sense and I loooovvve weddings!:))))!" but I'm saying it: It looks pathetic.

Agreed! Way to be a genuinely funny class act, lad!

So this is from Dlisted, and everything MK writes is funny, but this one had me uncontrollably giggling so I thought I'd share it here:

"Today is my last day so bye, guys! It's been the rillest."

Yum - LOVE skincare addiction - it changed my life.

Mr. Rocktopus is a child prodigy who graduated college at 18.