Ughm hello Mr Blue Tshirt 0.14.

Oh Ronen. Smart guys are the sexiest guys ever.

I have what's called a hungry bum. Pretty much every type of knickers gets gobbled up by my bot bot, with the exception of thongs, which I love and adore (buy the right size, y'all) and Jockey full brief, which I like to pretend is a sexy french knicker but is really just granny pants with lace. Boy leg shorts roll up…

Much like a chester draws.

Good. I'm glad to hear this.

Mark 2

The cat is the same colour as Spencer's fleshbeard.

It's noticing details like this that remind me I am truly living to my full potential on the Internet.

With this tweet and the Father's day tweet, Ronan is fast becoming my new love.

Kaley Cloaca, bo-baca. Banana-fana fo-aca. Fee-fi-moaca. Cloaca!

ID-riss

Came here to say exactly this. I've had luck with 2% salicylic acid wipes, like Stridex in the red box.

Well, he's not very smart. So he's compensating.

Since none of you wish to shag Cumberbatch, I shall take many for the team.

The most highly rated comment is this.

This entire article (on the BBC) is full of weirdness - custom mattresses with 30GBP custom covers? The picture just shows common or garden sweatstains. What a load of cobblers.

Song Saa in Cambodia is pretty neat.

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Bay of Fires, Tasmania. There is noone there.