In a page of ranters, your comment made me laugh.

I dunno, I'd be pretty pumped at surprise tacos happening and I am an old lady.

Agreed. I like AskReddit, AskMen and AskWomen. It's taught me some stuff, but mainly how lonely people are, and that some GENUINELY have no idea how to be social, or talk to others. Some of the naivety is astounding.

Where where where do I get this top???

This is a good save by Ferrero. Lets spread (heh) the Nutella joy!

Wrap dresses are THE BEST!!

Australians. AM I FUCKING RIGHT?

Ha, I work in marketing/communications. I swear all the fucking time. I'm in Australia, though.

Fuck yes. My boss comments on my "potty mouth" all the time. I'm the communications director. I can't say I give a fuck. No bullshit, get straight to the point, tell it like it is.

Fuck yeah!

Lindy, you're my fucking spirit guide.

I expected this to be funnier than it turned out to be.

Oh yes please.

I'm going to start referring to my cleavage as "the gospel" from now on.

What does it MEAN?

I miss tanning. I miss the lotion, the warmth and stillness of laying in the tanning bed, dozing and feeling like I was all snuggly in my bed.

Baguette.

You're wonderful.

The question is, would Elvis recognise Steve Martin now?

ONIONS.